Why would Kim Jong Il want to rock the boat just when the glorious peoples of North Korea are reaping the just rewards that only centralized power can provide? As for me, I'm going to rush out and get one of those drab two piece suits that shows how the chairman is repelling imperialist fashion and exploitation and food.
Sunday, 23 May 2010
Kim Jong Illin'
According to intelligence analysts, Dear Leader™ Kim Jong Il took time out of his busy schedule designing fall's new fashion trends and inventing the microwave oven to order an attack on a South Korean ship. Where are all of these gargantuan country-ravaging creatures like Pulgasari when you need them.