Arschbombe?

Over in Syria, we have news of a devastating new type of "Arse-bomb." Don't worry, this isn't like the previous Al-Q plot involving Arse-bombs. It is an entirely new method of Arse-bombery meant to bring the infidel to their knees, most probably in a fit of well deserved laughter. We need to get our scientists on this before we fall hopelessly behind in the field of arse-warfare. I'm not going to hold my breath till Peta gets right on this with a press release.