Monday, 26 July 2010
Thursday, 22 July 2010
Monday, 19 July 2010
Elder of Ziyon: Grand Opening of the Gaza Mall has the scoop on a new luxury shopping mall in Gaza.
My only question is this; do they have a "Fatima's Secret" for women's intimate apparel? Maybe a "Bed, Bath and Kaboom" for pre-jihad mission hand lotion?
Sunday, 18 July 2010
""Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," says, uh, Raul Castro? Where is that wonderful worker's wonderland of full employment and free health care for all? He should pass a memo to Obama explaining why state ownership is maybe not the best way to build a productive economy.
While austerity is all the rage in parts of the EU, apparently the Brussel's based apparatchiks at Frottage Cottage have not yet gotten the memo. Apparently, some of the bureaucrats think that "mushrooming" institutions threaten the legitimacy of the only "democratic" parliament in the world where the elected members do not have legislative initiative.
What? So this means there will be no solid gold toilets in the daisy chain rumpus room?
Catherine What's-her-name is in the Middle East trying to look relevant. The announcement of "the allocation of 40 million Euros" was interrupted by a gigantic flushing sound. More support may also come in the near future, to be followed by even louder flushing sounds.
Wednesday, 14 July 2010
In a somewhat comical act of political protest, a communist allied Greek Union blocked 5 El-Al jets from leaving for Israel. No word yet on their position with regards to the truly occupied island of Cyprus or the fact that their communist policies have pushed their nation to the verge of a sovereign default.
Monday, 12 July 2010
Sunday, 11 July 2010
'Hizbullah has target list ready'
In response to Israel making Hizbullah military positions known, Hizbullah has responded by mentioning they have their target list ready as well. While the purpose of the Israeli list was to point out Hizbullah's flagrant disregard for human life by keeping arms next to schools and hospitals, we can be certain that Hizbullah's target list consists primarily of schools and hospitals.