Monday, 26 July 2010

Europe's Jewish Problem

Here is a very blunt article about why Europe does not like Israel. In short, the answer is jealousy.

Thursday, 22 July 2010

No Rivers of Babylon

Boney M's show in the West Bank was missing one hit from their catalogue; Apparently any song with zionist connotations isn't allowed by our "partners in peace."

Monday, 19 July 2010

Be sure to pick me up a frappacino from Jihad Joe's Java

Elder of Ziyon: Grand Opening of the Gaza Mall has the scoop on a new luxury shopping mall in Gaza.

My only question is this; do they have a "Fatima's Secret" for women's intimate apparel? Maybe a "Bed, Bath and Kaboom" for pre-jihad mission hand lotion?

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit (feat. Brad Stine)

Sunday, 18 July 2010

Party like it's 799

More violence in Grenoble as da youfs shoot at police again.

Time to get back to work

""Without people feeling the need to work to make a living, sheltered by state regulations that are excessively paternalistic and irrational, we will never stimulate a love for work," says, uh, Raul Castro? Where is that wonderful worker's wonderland of full employment and free health care for all? He should pass a memo to Obama explaining why state ownership is maybe not the best way to build a productive economy.

Austerity not big at 'Frottage Cottage'

While austerity is all the rage in parts of the EU, apparently the Brussel's based apparatchiks at Frottage Cottage have not yet gotten the memo. Apparently, some of the bureaucrats think that "mushrooming" institutions threaten the legitimacy of the only "democratic" parliament in the world where the elected members do not have legislative initiative.

What? So this means there will be no solid gold toilets in the daisy chain rumpus room?

Eu commits more money to "Palestine"

Catherine What's-her-name is in the Middle East trying to look relevant. The announcement of "the allocation of 40 million Euros" was interrupted by a gigantic flushing sound. More support may also come in the near future, to be followed by even louder flushing sounds.

'ealf an' saf'y

Will the world never be safe for armed criminals? What is this world coming to when you can't safely rob a casino and get into a shoot out with cops without getting shot?

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Greeks hit bottom of barrel, keep digging

In a somewhat comical act of political protest, a communist allied Greek Union blocked 5 El-Al jets from leaving for Israel. No word yet on their position with regards to the truly occupied island of Cyprus or the fact that their communist policies have pushed their nation to the verge of a sovereign default.

Monday, 12 July 2010

World Cup

Congratulations to Spain who beat the Oranje yesterday 1:0 for their first World Cup Victory.

Contempt for Islamists who took down at least 64 of the estimated 1,000,000,000 spectators in Uganda and Ethiopia.

Sunday, 11 July 2010

'Hizbullah has target list ready'

'Hizbullah has target list ready'

In response to Israel making Hizbullah military positions known, Hizbullah has responded by mentioning they have their target list ready as well. While the purpose of the Israeli list was to point out Hizbullah's flagrant disregard for human life by keeping arms next to schools and hospitals, we can be certain that Hizbullah's target list consists primarily of schools and hospitals.