Dirty Dozen vs. Dirty 672 grams?

In response to the problems that ail the average European citizen, the EU parliament has sprung into action and banned selling eggs and rolls by the number.

"The new rules will mean that instead of packaging telling shoppers a box contains six eggs, it will show the weight in grams of the eggs inside, for example 372 g."

Thus the glorious metric weights and measures of the people snatches another victory from the imperial capitalists who count their eggs to oppress the downtrodden proletariat.